Yesterday, I learned that we have a spider living in our kitchen window, between the sliders. It has made a lovely web all over the place.
Its days are numbered.
So far today, I have learned that the damn dog ate a roll of toilet paper. Maybe he was trying to use it to get the poo off his foot – or off the floor where he tracked it in from outside… not that he is smart enough to be that considerate…
Again, ick. This is why the 5 second rule has become the “ew-gross-it-fell-on-the-floor-throw-it-out” rule in our house.