Wildlife

Yesterday, I learned that we have a spider living in our kitchen window, between the sliders. It has made a lovely web all over the place.

Ick.

Its days are numbered.

So far today, I have learned that the damn dog ate a roll of toilet paper. Maybe he was trying to use it to get the poo off his foot – or off the floor where he tracked it in from outside… not that he is smart enough to be that considerate…

Again, ick. This is why the 5 second rule has become the “ew-gross-it-fell-on-the-floor-throw-it-out” rule in our house.

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About therapeuticrambling

I am a wife, a mom, a nurse, a writer. I enjoy laughing.
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One Response to Wildlife

  1. rey-dar says:

    oooo, my first comment…! there was a spider in the hallway yesterday, outside boy's office. it was wielding a machete & acting suspicious, so i promptly made the tree killer… um, kill it. he said i screamed like a little girl, but i did no such thing (just so ya know).i love your wiki link's "cootie" reference – ha!

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